Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
a clan of two
Trying
I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax
this town ain’t big enough for the one of me
they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals
y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts
the only thought I have when washing dishes is ‘fuck this. I hate washing dishes’
Ah yes, the 5 love languages:
- touch starved
- my parents never told me they are proud of me
- i love Stuff
- im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
- hey pay attention to me
warmlantern-deactivated20210502:
Tbh I am an extremely chill person as long as certain things go exactly the way I need and expect them to every single day
the sexy thing about me is that i close myself off from other people because i’m afraid of intimacy then hurt my own feelings over not being as close with people as i’d like to be
really played myself there
